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Last Updated: 25.06.2025 00:48

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Another attempt resulted in ...

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Can you explain the difference between a detox center and an addiction treatment center? Are they interchangeable terms?

Still no good.

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Still no good

Bianca Censori dares to bare in sheer black top and tiny shorts on NYC outing with Kanye West - Page Six

No, not a chance

So they tried

Everyone loved it.

Alzheimer's: Common insomnia treatment may prevent brain damage - Medical News Today

Freaks and Cheeks

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Then came..

'Brady Bunch' Star Mourns Terrible Loss: 'My Heart is Broken' - Yahoo

Nuts and Butts

Catatonics & High Colonics

These glowing axolotls may hold the secret to human limb regeneration - MSN

share office space ...

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

What should a young woman do to control sagging breasts?

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

They put up a sign reading

Loons and Moons

Carrying own bag after splitting with caddie, Max Homa fails to qualify for U.S. Open - NBC Sports

So, the docs changed it to read

Unacceptable again!

No go.

Wastewater is now helping track measles spread around the US - CNN

Minds and Behinds

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Hysterias & Posteriors

Mya Lesnar, daughter to WWE legend Brock Lesnar, wins national title in shot put - ESPN

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Why did Democrats echo that Joe Biden was greater than FDR and should be put on Mt Rushmore? Why did Democrats vote for Biden blindly in the primaries and deny he was mentally impaired? Was it the lying media, or are Democrats ignorant and gullible?

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Just Forget it!

No way

What is the lowest probability event you have personally witnessed?

Next, they tried...

Thumbs down again.

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

How Moderna Went From Pandemic Hero to Vaccine Victim - WSJ