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Last Updated: 25.06.2025 00:48

Another attempt resulted in ...
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Still no good.
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Still no good
No, not a chance
So they tried
Everyone loved it.
Alzheimer's: Common insomnia treatment may prevent brain damage - Medical News Today
Freaks and Cheeks
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Then came..
'Brady Bunch' Star Mourns Terrible Loss: 'My Heart is Broken' - Yahoo
Nuts and Butts
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Catatonics & High Colonics
These glowing axolotls may hold the secret to human limb regeneration - MSN
share office space ...
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
What should a young woman do to control sagging breasts?
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
They put up a sign reading
Loons and Moons
Carrying own bag after splitting with caddie, Max Homa fails to qualify for U.S. Open - NBC Sports
So, the docs changed it to read
Unacceptable again!
No go.
Wastewater is now helping track measles spread around the US - CNN
Minds and Behinds
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Hysterias & Posteriors
Mya Lesnar, daughter to WWE legend Brock Lesnar, wins national title in shot put - ESPN
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Just Forget it!
No way
What is the lowest probability event you have personally witnessed?
Next, they tried...
Thumbs down again.
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.